[panel 1]

Human: Is Goosebump the most cat cat ever?

He’s obnoxiously curious, he constantly knocks things off of shelves,

He has to get in every box he can remotely fit in…

[panel 2]

Other Human: He loves chasing stuff… yeah. But also?

[panel 3]

Other Human: But also? he’s the least cat cat. He’ll let you rub his tummy, he plays fetch, he likes water…

[panel 4]

Do I contradict myself?

Very well then I contradict myself,

(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

— Walt Whitman, Song of Myself cat