[panel 1]
Goosebump: WHAT IS THAT
(some normal object)
[panel 2]
Goosebump: WHAT IS IT
[panel 3]
Goosebump: GIVE UP YOUR SECRETS YOU ANOMALOUS PHENOMENON
[panel 4]
But in fact, Goosebump knew now that he had never been interested in that thing at all.
Happy Valentimes! Sorry these cards are a little late to give out... so uh, save them for next year I guess?