A human holds Vampire Cat up in the air. His ears are taped down.
Human: And now back to the amazing adventures of Thumb Cat!
Other human: Hahahaha How did he get like that?
Human: He was bitten by a radioactive thumb!
A big thumb radiating green lines menaces Vampire Cat.
Human: And then he fell into a vat of... thumb chemicals!
The vat VC's falling into has a bunch of thumbs sticking out of it.
Looks like Friday the 13th falls on a Wednesday this month!