[panel 1]
Vampire Cat is looking at the television, which displays a still from the movie Twilight
[panel 2]
Human: Look, Vampy. That guy's a vampire, just like you.
[panel 3]
Vampire Cat stares wide-eyed at the screen
[panel 4]
Vampire Cat now has big hair like Edward from the movie
Vampire Cat: I'm designed to kill, Bella.
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.