Today's comic is a series of Valentine's cards
[panel 1]
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
I MADE YOU A PRESENT
[the present is barf]
[panel 2]
MY LOVE IS DANGEROUS
Happy Valentine's Day!
[panel 3]
IF I LOOK EXTREMELY BORED AROUND YOU, VALENTINE, IT MEANS I LOVE AND TRUST YOU COMPLETELY
[panel 4]
I LOVE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SEEING A BIRD, VALENTINE
Happy Valentimes! Sorry these cards are a little late to give out... so uh, save them for next year I guess?