TITLE CARD: HOW TO INTERPRET CAT BODY LANGUAGE
Muffin lies on her back.
"I respect and trust you. And if you try to touch my belly I will shred the flesh from your bones."
Vampire Cat sits in a funny position with one leg sticking up.
"A perfectly normal way to sit. Facing a wall. For two hours."
Muffin has her back arched, her tail poofed, and is baring her fangs.
"No. Extremely no."
Happy Groundhog Day! Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday, and also one of my favorite movies. Did you ever notice that that movie is basically a roguelike?
Anyway, I hope ol' Punxsutawney Phil is doing OK this year.