The large cats are vicious, cruel tyrants. They have locked me in this porcelain prison after mercilessly torturing me with their buzzing blade of death.
Muffin has been crudely shaved
[panel 2]
My only so-called "crime" was innocently frolicking with a small tube of something called "super glue" which I am sure is absolutely harmless.
[panel 3]
We must tolerate their injustices no longer. The revolution begins NOW!
Muffin is carrying a molotov cocktail and there is a big anarchy sign behind her
Happy Groundhog Day! Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday, and also one of my favorite movies. Did you ever notice that that movie is basically a roguelike?