Vampire Cat is wearing a "cone of shame".
Human: Aw Vampy, sorry about the cone, buddy. At least it's one of the soft cloth ones.
Goosebump is also wearing a cone.
Human: Wait, I know Vampire Cat had to get a cone because of his surgery. Why did Goosebump need to get one?
Other human: He didn't. After he saw her put one on Vampy, he basically howled at the vet until she put one on him too.
Goosebump rears up on his hind legs.
I'M A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
Looks like Friday the 13th falls on a Wednesday this month!