Goosebump is lying on a rug.
Human: Aww, look at this long boy over here.
Other human: Longboi stretchin' out soooooo looooong
Goosebump is getting longer.
Human: How looong can he go!
Goosebump is extremely long, body piling up like soft serve ice cream
AS LONG AS IT TAKES
Happy 4th of July, I guess? The United States is getting worse every day, but at least we have fireworks.