Human: Yeah, the vet said we should keep them apart at first.
Human: Muffin, Vampy, meet your new brother, Goosebump.
Goosebump, a tiny black cat, looks up at his new brothers with big wet eyes.
Muffin: USURPER! ASSASSIN! BEGONE VILE MISCREANT!
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.