[panel 1]
The Other One: Come on man, you can’t block the doorway like that.
[panel 2]
The Food Mother: Sorry, bud. I need to use the sink.
[panel 3]
“Finally, the perfect spot,” thought Vampire Cat.
[panel 4]
Midnight:
The Other One: GOD WHY
Happy Valentimes! Sorry these cards are a little late to give out... so uh, save them for next year I guess?