[panel 1]
Inanimate object minding its own business [pointing at a lamp]
[panel 2]
Absolute VILLAIN [pointing at Vampire Cat]
[panel 3]
Vampire Cat jumps through the air to knock over the lamp for no apparent reason.
[panel 4]
Human: What happened to the lamp?!?
Literally doesn't even remember his crimes [pointing at Vampire Cat]
Uh oh, it's Friday the 13th and you just saw a black cat!