[panel 1]

Madam Spaghetti is a news caster behind a TV news desk.

Madam Spaghetti: …and tragically, the entire cat tour group was killed when they chased after the ball of yarn as it bounced into the Grand Canyon.

Over the shoulder (OTS) graphic: YARN TRAGEDY

[panel 2]

Madam Spaghetti: In other news, today is cat election day, and all the results are in.

OTS: ELECTION

[panel 3]

Madam Spaghetti: Unfortunately, I must report that once again no one has won any of the elections. There will be no cat president, no cat senators, no cat governors, or any of the rest.

[panel 4]

Madam Spaghetti: That's right, every single cat has voted for themselves. As happens every election.

OTS: WE ARE CATS