[panel 1]
Human loads and turns on the washing machine.
[panel 2]
Muffin: Fools! You've fed the Great and Terrible Rumble Beast, and now it shall awaken and destroy us all!
[panel 3]
Goosebump: HAVE NO FEAR FOR IT IS I SIR GOOSE OF BUMP HERE TO SLAY THE TERRIBLE FIEND
Goosebump is wearing armor and brandishing a sword.
[panel 4]
Goosebump bats at the washing machine.
Whap! Whap! Whap!
Happy birthday to my daughter, Svetlana! She's 11 today. :3