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Vampire Cat is scratching the couch.
Human: Vampire Cat! No!
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Vampire Cat is scratching a chair.
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Vampire Cat: But how else could I possibly sharpen my claws??
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Vampire Cat is surrounded by scratching posts.
Happy Labor Day! I hope you don't have to work today, or if you do you get paid well for it.