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Madam Spaghetti: This is Action Cat News reporting live. I'm asking everyday cats what they think their names are.

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Vampire Cat: I'm fairly confident that my name is "No Vampy!" Or possibly "Why Did You Eat That".

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Muffin: My name? Hard to say, but I've narrowed it down to either "Muffyfluffs" or else just "The Menace".

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Goosebump: I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION BUT I BET IT'S SOMETHING COOL LIKE DEATHBEAST KILLHUNTER