[panel 1]
This is Doom Bazooka*
A round bird stands on the fire escape.
*Roughly translated from Tweetish
[panel 2]
Doom Bazooka is a cruel and capricious creature.
Doom Bazooka looks towards the viewer.
[panel 3]
Doom Bazooka writhes on the floor.
"oh no"
"i'm so injured and helpless"
"i hope no predators come to eat me"
[panel 4]
Doom Bazooka is a virtuoso of sadism.
Muffin and Vampire Cat press themselves desperately against the window.
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.