This is Doom Bazooka*
A round bird stands on the fire escape.
*Roughly translated from Tweetish
Doom Bazooka is a cruel and capricious creature.
Doom Bazooka looks towards the viewer.
Doom Bazooka writhes on the floor.
"i'm so injured and helpless"
"i hope no predators come to eat me"
Doom Bazooka is a virtuoso of sadism.
Muffin and Vampire Cat press themselves desperately against the window.
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.