[panel 1]
The Mother (off screen): Augh! Nasty! Who pooped on the floor!?!
[panel 2]
Muffin points at Vampire Cat.
[panel 3]
Vampire Cat points at The Other One.
The Other One: No.
[panel 4]
Vampire cat points at his own reflection in a mirror.
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.