[panel 1]
(sound of keys being picked up) -->
Muffin and Vampire Cat's ears prick up at the sound.
[panel 2]
Human: Bye cats! We'll be back soon.
[panel 3]
caption: 1 hour later
The Other One: Hey fuzzballs! Did you miss us?
[panel 4]
Vampire Cat has a head of white hair and many wrinkles on his face.
It's been 84 years...
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.