[panel 1]
Vampire Cat lies on the floor wearing a dunce cap that reads "DUNCE who poops on the floor" on it.
[panel 2]
The backwards clone of Vampire Cat looks down at him mischievously from a mirror.
[panel 3]
The backwards clone of Vampire Cat barfs on the floor while Vampire Cat snoozes.
[panel 4]
Vampire Cat lies on the floor wearing a dunce cap that now reads "DUNCE who poops on the floor and barfs!"
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.