[panel 1]
Vampire Cat is sleeping.
Human: He's not going to like this...
[panel 2]
Other human: I know. Just hold him still till I get it on.
The human holds Vampire Cat by the scruff of his neck.
[panel 3]
Other human: There!
Vampire Cat is wearing a diaper.
[panel 4]
I have brought shame upon my ancestors.
Looks like Friday the 13th falls on a Wednesday this month!