Human: Oh hey friend. How can I help you?
Vampire Cat jumps onto the human's lap.
I NEED THOSE GOOD PETS, MAN
Vampire Cat is making a face like somebody tweaked out on caffeine or something
THE GOOD STUFF, C'MON MAN I'M JONESIN' MAN
The human pets Vampire Cat, and he is making a gross face out of pleasure
Human: I feel dirty.
Looks like Friday the 13th falls on a Wednesday this month!