[panel 1]

Human: Oh hey friend. How can I help you?

Vampire Cat jumps onto the human's lap.

[panel 2]

I NEED THOSE GOOD PETS, MAN

Vampire Cat is making a face like somebody tweaked out on caffeine or something

[panel 3]

THE GOOD STUFF, C'MON MAN I'M JONESIN' MAN

[panel 4]

The human pets Vampire Cat, and he is making a gross face out of pleasure

Human: I feel dirty.