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10,000 YEARS AGO IN VAMPIRE TIMES

Dracula: Ah, the children of the night. What music they make!

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Cats: mraaaAOWRhhooohhwraaooorrRMRaoOOOAaowrWRawrooohhhWRaowhaaoow

Loaficus, Fowlflesh, and Regular Human Guy Cat

(ANCIENT ANCESTOR CATS)

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Dracula: Y’all are uninvited.

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Human: And that’s why he’s lying outside the doorway even after you opened the door to let him in?

Other Human: Yes. Because cats are like reverse vampires who can only come in when they’re not invited.