[panel 1]
Human: Muffin! Get off the table!
[panel 2]
Human: I expect that kind of thing from these jokers, but I thought you were better than this.
[panel 3]
Other Human: Wait, why do you think Muffin wouldn’t walk on the table?
Human: Er, well… she’s always like so timid, and, I dunno! She’s a sweet li’l guy!
[panel 4]
Other Human: She’s still a cat, dude.
Happy Valentimes! Sorry these cards are a little late to give out... so uh, save them for next year I guess?