[panel 1]
Vampire cat is sitting in the kitchen.
One of the big cats, off screen: He's over there staring at the wall again.
[panel 2]
The other big cat: Haha, actually I think he's staring at the oven this time.
[panel 3]
The first big cat: Heh, maybe he thinks there's a ghost in there or something.
[panel 4]
Vampire Cat stares at the oven. Lying next to him on the floor is the green slime ghost we've seen before.
Ghost: I heard the big cats like to put all their extra mice and dead birds in there. I bet a bunch are going to fall out of it, right into your mouth
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.