[panel 1]
The Mother: Honey look! I think the cats are talking to another cat outside!
[panel 2]
Muffin flees.
The Mother: OK, bye Muffin!
[panel 3]
The Mother: I wonder what they were talking about...
[panel 4]
"So as I was saying, I found a piece of ham on the ground earlier, so today is pretty much the best day of my life."
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.