One of the humans: Oh look, the little ninja is out and about.
Human: C'mere Muffin! I've got treats for you!
The human holds a treat out to Muffin.
Other human: Are those the fancy new salmon ones you got?
Human: Yeah, I think she's going to love these.
Muffin sniffs the treat.
Muffin recoils from the treat.
This is POISON
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.