Vampire Cat is sitting near an open laptop.
Vampire Cat imagines himself in a shirt and tie, holding a coffee mug that says "I'm the bizness"
Vampire Cat rolls around on the laptop's keyboard.
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2022
Subject: So sorry again about that previous email!
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Sir, I just want to once again apologize for my previous mail.
I know it sounds implausible that my cat wrote my boss an email saying “eat my butt mr. jenkins” but I swear to you it is the god’s honest truth. I would never [text cuts off]
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.