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Vampire Cat is sitting near an open laptop.

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Vampire Cat imagines himself in a shirt and tie, holding a coffee mug that says "I'm the bizness"

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Vampire Cat rolls around on the laptop's keyboard.

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From: REDACTED

Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2022

Message-ID: <CAK2VfKvbEKTngRdcv8-coQcEzjnr7Uh13HJhuQtQkv>

Subject: So sorry again about that previous email!

To: REDACTED

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Sir, I just want to once again apologize for my previous mail.

I know it sounds implausible that my cat wrote my boss an email saying “eat my butt mr. jenkins” but I swear to you it is the god’s honest truth. I would never [text cuts off]