The Other One (standing in socks): You cats don't have to run away any time I enter the room, you know!
30 seconds earlier...
Muffin and Vampire cat are sleeping next to a water dish.
The water dish rattles and the water inside ripples like when a dinosaur is stomping around.
Muffin and Vampire Cat flee. Behind them is the Other One's huge foot about to stomp down.
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.