"Hello, inside cats," says Madam Spaghetti with her body language.
"Good day to you," says Muffin. "Let us initiate the protocol of the pungent anal glands."
Muffin points her behind at the window.
"Yes, let us extend to you the puckered heinie hole of friendship."
Vampire Cat also points his behind at the window.
"Friends, friends! There's no need for such formality!"
Madam Spaghetti has stricken a funny anus-pointing pose as well.
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.