Note: For your viewing pleasure, all poops have been replaced with nuggets of iron pyrite, A.K.A. "fool's gold".
A human scoops a nugget of fool's gold out of a litter box.
DEATH TO ALIENS!
Human: AAHH! GOOSEBUMP! WHY!
The human flings the nugget out of the scoop.
Human: So uh, hon, two things...
Human: One, Goosebump is FULLY insane
Human: And two, you're going to have to get a new toothbrush.
Happy Labor Day! I hope you don't have to work today, or if you do you get paid well for it.