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Goosebump was curious, as all kittens are. "What can you do to help me?" he asked.

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WELL FOR STARTERS I KNOW ALL KINDS OF SECRETS

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LIK YOU KNOW HOW AFTER YOU POOP, IT JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS AFTER A WHILE?

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Aliens.