[panel 1]
Goosebump is looking in a mirror.
who is this strange cat
[panel 2]
what does he want ? why does he stare unceasingly back at me from the depths of the backwards realm ?
[panel 3]
Goosebump shakes the mirror.
WHO ARE YOU TELL ME YOUR SECRETS YOU HANDSOME FIEND
[panel 4]
WOW OK MAN CHILL OUT MY NAME IS JOSEPH TOMATOES AND I'M HERE TO HELP
Happy Labor Day! I hope you don't have to work today, or if you do you get paid well for it.