[panel 1]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

Vampire Cat is wearing a tricorn hat and ringing a bell

[panel 2]

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Vampire cat is wearing a newsboy cap and holding a newspaper

[panel 3]

Human: WHAT is he howling about over there??

Vampire Cat: maow! maow!

[panel 4]

I POOPED!