[panel 1]
"Inside cats, fortune favors you this day, for Madam Spaghetti is here to free you from your prison."
[panel 2]
Come to OUTSIDE
we got tall bois (skyscrapers)
big honkers (cars)
glittering treasure (garbage)
smörgåsbird (pigeons)
Admiral Jenkins (a cat)
kitty litter (playgrounds)
Happy Valentimes, friends! I made you this card. You could totally print it out if you want.